Captain Freeshit: See Terror Behind The Walls On Halloween!

eastern stateIn my favorite episode of Scooby Doo, the Freakout Five get stuck overnight in Al Capone’s old prison cell, and after a series of madcap hijinx, they wind up discovering that much-rumored Fairmount Dog Park Monster is not actually Ralph Cipriano, but rather Ed Rendell, who shut down the dog park so that he can eventually turn the entire area into a Dutch-titty-themed casino. He would have had the whole thing wrapped up quite nicely if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids. Oh wait. That’s not real, but Eastern State Penitentary’s Terror Behind The Walls is very, very real, Boo-Berry. And we’ve got a five-ticket fun-pack so you and four of your friends can go get the crap scared out of you real good on Halloween night. To enter to win, send an email to ihopeiwin[at]philebrity[dot]com with “RUH-ROH!” in the subject header. Winners will be notified tomorrow afternoon, and hopefully, your Halloween costume involves you wearing Depends, ‘cos you WILL be scurred. Good luck!

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