Breaking: “Lame Duck” Disease Literally Cripples Mayor For A Day

“While sources close to City Hall claim the Mayor was in a wheelchair all day Friday
‘just to see what it what like,’ many political watchers also speculated that Street merely figured,
‘Fuck it, the City’ll pay for a wheelman all day while I play Tetris on my iPhone.
Friday is all about Mayor John’s new high score.’”

This entry was posted on Monday, October 29th, 2007 at 11:24 am.

3 Responses to “Breaking: “Lame Duck” Disease Literally Cripples Mayor For A Day”

1. www.projectblancoyd.typepad.com Says:
   October 29th, 2007 at 11:37 am

   hahah Good one!

2. shawnkilroy Says:
   October 29th, 2007 at 12:25 pm

   he did it “for respect”

3. Patricio Says:
   October 29th, 2007 at 2:13 pm

   I’m glad this is up. I worked at a theatre once and a patron left his/her wheelchair outside the box office door. Of course I took it out for a joyride before the show let out. Made a scene about how so many things in life are inaccessable with 2 fucking wheels below your ass.

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