Really, public access cable isn’t obsolete. Heavens forbid people actually have an opportunity to learn something about production and I dunno, maybe pick up some critical literacy in the process. I mean, while they won’t necessary be developing the critical faculties to smell the pothaze of Collateral News’ original analysis and documentation, at least they’ll be able to see them as the recycling of old news punditry they and other people’s footage they actually are. Besides, the Church of Satan needs an outlet in these parts for it’s syndicated program. Also, for some reason the 5% Islam crowd or whatever they are (you know the Afro-centric preaching on Market St. in the weekends with the UFOlogy bent?) hasn’t migrated to YouTube. You know they’re gonna take to the old school platforms. ShadowWorld and Cheesesteak Part 2 should not have exclusive DIY monopolistic cred to represent! Bring on the real truth!

1.) Praised God for trancending all racial and cultural boundaries, and then thanked the “rock star Bono” for doing the same thing as a mortal.

2.) Prayed for god to help all of the neighborhoods that “have not yet been gentrified”. He actually used the word gentrified.

i lost whole summers of my young life to Microsurgeon.