Match-Making With Philly.com

dolllove Like peanut butter and jelly or vodka and soda, these two Philly.com stories seriously belong together. They ought to run side by side, interwined with soft blue links for all time. Sure, one’s a wire story, but that shouldn’t keep their love from conquering all.

Lonely snorers?

“My ex-wife was a light sleeper and I snored … So, I wound up sleeping in another room … I missed the comfort level of having her next to me at night.”

Meet lifelike sex dolls:

“She sleeps with me, watches TV with me, sits at the table and has coffee with me … Just having a female shape laying next to me in bed is very comforting.”

Sometimes it’s just that easy.
Inky: Get Lonely
AP: Doll Parts

3 Responses to “Match-Making With Philly.com”

  1. Chi Ali Says:

    Maybe I’m being prudish but it seems to be getting a lil priapic up in here…? Easy on the porn maybe?

  2. sleepuntildark Says:

    underboobery > smokes and does anal > sex dolls

  3. lord_whimsy Says:

    Gghhyeeaaggthh!

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