>>> Rudy Giuliani stops by Geno’s for a bit of i’m-like-you-ing, and according to KYW, is met with cries of confused adulation/protest: “Rudy’s the best! Rudy’s a criminal.” Which is on point, because let’s be honest: Rudy is a scary fascist/looks good in drag. When a reporter tempted Giuliani into a hardline quote about how there should really be a ten-foot-high wall built around Geno’s (oh, and America, too) to keep out dishwashers/cab drivers/anything else Americans don’t want to do, he bunted: “I’ve been here four or five times in the past. So I’m used to it and I know it.” Sigh. [KYW]
>>> Here’s some real xenophobia for ya: Commerce Bank… bought by… CANADIANS!!!! AGHHHHH!!!!!! Behold, we are at the dawn of the WAR OF WARS! [WPVI]
>>> Speaking of Canadians, our new colonizer’s leading press says 1.3 million people saw King Tut at the Franklin Institute, a number totally dwarfing the measly 603,000 who saw Body Worlds. On the other hand, that one was made of bums. Which we’ll have a lot less of, when the Canadians take over. WELCOME CANADIANS! [CanadianPress]

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