· We’re loving this whole What Your Favorite Phillie Says About You thing. Unlike mood rings, these seem like a fairly accurate psychological baromter. We couldn’t help noticing you missed one of our faves, though, so please amend your list thusly:

Shane Victorino: You’re a flyin’ Hawaiian and you like smiling, grass skirts and getting awesome. [SlothStreet]

· It doesn’t trouble us at all that the PhillyChitChat guy doesn’t know the names of the Phillies; we think it’s kind of cute, actually, especially given that he just owns right up to it. What does trouble us are the Phils fall looks. Why, there’s Jason Werth’s “Surfer Coke Dealer” look; Aaron Rowand’s “These Are The Only Clothes I Have That Are Not My Uniform” steez; Brett Myers’s “Post-Swingers-Only-Cool-To-Me-And-
My-Wife-Whom-As-You-Know-I’ve-Beaten-
Into-Submission” outfit (pictured); and so on. Best looking? By far, Harry Kalas‘ pink-on-blue amazingness, and Jimmy Rollins‘ track ensemble. But the rest of you? These are just a few of the examples of what can go wrong after men have grown goatees, the gateway of most male fashion crimes. [PhillyChitChat]
· This one’s been around the block a bit, but hey, why not? Mr. Met melts down, Phanatic enables, from Conan. [YouTube]
· Holy shit, Adam Eaton, it’s like we think something, and God listens. SEE YA. As for the rest of that roster, holy shit, these guys look like winners! WTF! [NewsJournalDE]
· Meanwhile, the Mets send out a mass email: “All of us at the Mets are bitterly disappointed in failing to achieve our collective goal of building upon last year’s success.” I shit you not. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta. [NewsTribune]
Our Phillies coverage will continue all week long, including a liveblog of Game 1 of the playoffs at 3pm on Wednesday for the 3 of you not ducking out of work early. For all your playoff needs, Philebrity’s got you covered.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007 at 5:42 pm.