Readers Write: Will Into The Wild Finally Do Something About The B.O. Situation At The Rocket Cat & Green Line?
Bored, and rain’s got me in a pissy mood. I see the romanticized moron movie Into the Wild is being released this weekend. Discuss: How many West Philly and N. Libs / Fishtown trustafarians, and/or truly strapped struggling artists will “get” this film, leading to a rash of Philly hipster deaths in the Alaskan and Canadian wilderness? Or just compel the flyover states’ highway patrols to cope with a rash of furious masturbation in the beds of speeding pickup trucks (less those patorls’ rural orgasm inducing route numbers also get featured in alt news writing)? Related, how will the crusty and freegan communities react to a film that actually shows them the exit door to their objects of scorn? Seriously, help hype the hypothermia,–cti
p.s. My money for first to take the high road is on the next winner of the Philly Laptop Battle. I mean where do you go after that?











September 28th, 2007 at 10:58 am
Dude, you could’ve at least copy edited me. Patorls’, my hatred is so amateur hour.