Dead Men Tell No Tales
It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day, and you could feasibly get your kicks by rounding up all of the wee buccaneers you know, dress ‘em up in swashbuckling attire, and act like you’re not excited that all of you will get in free at Independence Seaport Museum’s Talk Like A Pirate Movie Night. Or you realize that true sea dogs would have none of that and relieve yourself of every gay walk-the-plank joke you can think up. There’s another way to celebrate, and it comes in the form of rum. If you say one thing, and one thing only, in Piratese today, let it be “Yo-ho-ho, splice the mainbrace. Me bumbo is some mad decent grog.”
Bumbo
Sailor Jerry’d be mighty proud.
