Shamus the Cake Artist formerly known as “The Bearded Baker” in his days of lumberjack scruff, has fed you at some point in your life. Whether it was during his stint at Brown Betty Dessert Boutique, the rum cake with fondant anchors he shipped over to the Sailor Jerry party, or his current gig at El Vez, his goods have likely been in your mouth. The cheeky 22-year-old has a lot more than good-lookin’-whatchu-got-cookin’ (margarita-flavored cookies, bitch!) in his Kensington kitchen. When not being Stephen Starr’s submissive, he dresses up as the gay Pete Doherty and understands role-playing games. His calvacade of Myspace photographs, mostly taken in the photo booth at El Vez, are a testament to the rugged planes of his jaw, which should be enough to land him a Food Network show in the near future, copious amounts of sex, and a leading role in every gayborhood fantasy from here on in. Foodie brokebacks agree: this is one slice of brooding beefcake that you’ll want to stick your fork in.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, September 18th, 2007 at 12:54 pm.