Comments on: Phashionista: My Cousin’s Ride Is A Total Bitch Magnet http://www.philebrity.com/2007/09/17/phasionista-my-cousins-ride-is-a-total-bitch-magnet/ philly's longest-standing cityblog Sun, 12 Feb 2012 02:04:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: lord_whimsyhttp://www.philebrity.com/2007/09/17/phasionista-my-cousins-ride-is-a-total-bitch-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-2943 lord_whimsy Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:12:32 +0000 http://www.philebrity.com/2007/09/17/phasionista-my-cousins-ride-is-a-total-bitch-magnet/#comment-2943 (clipped off in the last entry)Some of the best dressers in the city are gentlemen of color, so the assumption that black men, if left to their on devices, will dress in clown pants and shirt-tents seems a bit demeaning. If anything, white kids are the most numerous offenders, with their suburban ghetto mummery. (clipped off in the last entry)

Some of the best dressers in the city are gentlemen of color, so the assumption that black men, if left to their on devices, will dress in clown pants and shirt-tents seems a bit demeaning. If anything, white kids are the most numerous offenders, with their suburban ghetto mummery.

]]> By: lord_whimsyhttp://www.philebrity.com/2007/09/17/phasionista-my-cousins-ride-is-a-total-bitch-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-2942 lord_whimsy Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:06:52 +0000 http://www.philebrity.com/2007/09/17/phasionista-my-cousins-ride-is-a-total-bitch-magnet/#comment-2942 Still don't see how this is racial profiling, since all Of course the tactic of banning any clothes is stupid, because 1) this is still a free republic, and I should be able to wax my moustache and wear my plaid suit with a purple lining whenever I damn well please; 2) those Mens Wearhouse casualties who make such rules all look like their wives dress them; 3) resistance from authority just prolongs the more idiotic youth trends that otherwise might fade away (American Apparel should answer for their awful hipster Garanimals); and 4) adults should be expected to know better, and should be made to feel the chill of scorn when they don't.Want to see clown pants go away? Mock them mercilessly. Still don’t see how this is racial profiling, since all Of course the tactic of banning any clothes is stupid, because 1) this is still a free republic, and I should be able to wax my moustache and wear my plaid suit with a purple lining whenever I damn well please; 2) those Mens Wearhouse casualties who make such rules all look like their wives dress them; 3) resistance from authority just prolongs the more idiotic youth trends that otherwise might fade away (American Apparel should answer for their awful hipster Garanimals); and 4) adults should be expected to know better, and should be made to feel the chill of scorn when they don’t.

Want to see clown pants go away? Mock them mercilessly.

]]> By: C. The Impalerhttp://www.philebrity.com/2007/09/17/phasionista-my-cousins-ride-is-a-total-bitch-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-2940 C. The Impaler Mon, 17 Sep 2007 19:59:47 +0000 http://www.philebrity.com/2007/09/17/phasionista-my-cousins-ride-is-a-total-bitch-magnet/#comment-2940 Anyone who has suffered either testicular torsion or epididymitis knows that contrary to the hanging free philosophy, sturdy support of the equipment is vital to the longer term survival and health of the equipment, particularly those strapped with a larger load. I'm not saying everyone should adopt tighty whities and speedos, but perhaps a return to the codpiece. Seriously, ask your doctor. Medicine ain't repression unless you're f'd up and like being that way. Anyone who has suffered either testicular torsion or epididymitis knows that contrary to the hanging free philosophy, sturdy support of the equipment is vital to the longer term survival and health of the equipment, particularly those strapped with a larger load. I’m not saying everyone should adopt tighty whities and speedos, but perhaps a return to the codpiece. Seriously, ask your doctor. Medicine ain’t repression unless you’re f’d up and like being that way.

]]> By: Pop Cesspoolhttp://www.philebrity.com/2007/09/17/phasionista-my-cousins-ride-is-a-total-bitch-magnet/comment-page-1/#comment-2938 Pop Cesspool Mon, 17 Sep 2007 19:37:47 +0000 http://www.philebrity.com/2007/09/17/phasionista-my-cousins-ride-is-a-total-bitch-magnet/#comment-2938 One should wear baggy pants, regardless of his race, if he has a large penis, a large scrotum, or both. Blood flow is important. One should wear baggy pants, regardless of his race, if he has a large penis, a large scrotum, or both. Blood flow is important.

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