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Of course, of course the Google StreetView Car comes ’round to Philly on the shittiest, rainiest day of the Summer, thereby making sure that when the time comes, Philly will be forever frozen in a melancholic, aggravated gauze. Damn you, Undead William Penn. Damn you. Previously: Hide Your Weed! Google Streetview Silently Invades Philly

Add these to your to-do lists, oh enemies of heathen gambling! ITEM 1: The Philadelphia City Planning Commission will vote on Foxwoods Casino‘s Plan of Development tomorrow. Hallwatch, Casino-Free Philadelphia and NABR invite you to come see democracy in action at tomorrow’s meeting: What: City Planning Commission Meeting on Foxwoods When: Tuesday, August 21, 2007 [...]

>>> Jamie Mahon: ‘E’s a fookin’ legend, innit? If it’s not the cake-in-the-pants story, it’s the 500 no-pants-at-all stories, and if it’s not The Three-4-Tens he’s bassing it up for, it’s The Asteroid #4. Mahon’s staying behind for the ‘Stroid’s UK tour we reported earlier today because he’s got his hands full with his other, [...]

As part of a plan to free up 63 city officers to fight crime and patrol long-neglected Roosevelt Boulevard, Pennsylvania State Police have completed their takeover of the Schuylkill Expressway and will move next to traffic enforcement on I-95. Why, it’s just… un-Philadelphian. Inky: Nice Chinstrap, Who Are You Again?

People talk about speaking with lizards and stuff. You can communicate with anyone, with nature, that’s all that happened there. To me, that’s not a big deal now. I like to astral travel, teleport, travel through time… December 24, 2012, by the way, that’s the number. As seven billion people, the world will rise to [...]

Thought it might be a great time to catch you up on those pillars of Psychedelphia, The Asteroid #4. The groop ships off to sunny England today (they’ll be back in a bit though for one of those Philadelphia Weekly Rittenhouse Square jams), but before they left, they dropped a new two-songer on us. “Going [...]

>>> This commercial for the ChocoBana candy bar whets our appetite via Mexican wrestlers. >>> Clips We Love has a clip of Dinner With The Band, as indie cuties, Matt and Kim, make almond ice cream. Yum. >>> We have a promo for the new monthly DJ night, Foggy Notion which starts Wednesday, August 22 [...]

>>>Need proof? How about the second proposal for Phillywood, which would bedazzle us with another film studio besides the one already planned for Norristown? Does this mean we get to erect more tacky statues of movie heroes? [PhillyBurbs] >>> Speaking of the Rockster, his likeness in stone was unveiled last night in Zitiste, a village [...]

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FRIDAY: >>> I know, I know, it’s Summer III and it’s sooooo hard to get excited about anything that does not contain Malibu, but let us raise the roof tonight for Sex Dwarf, who celebrate FOUR YEARS of laying down with little people tonight at Fluid. Do you people realize how hard it is to [...]

Temple rolls out MyOwlSpace weeks before you want to stalk any of your classmates. If you were readying yourself for social networking backlash, wait for it. We think this is enough to cause a mass revolt. Superbad really shows up. It’s so much better for us than we thought it’d be. And oh, look, it [...]

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>>> The longer Bradley Maule does his whole PhillySkyline thing, the crazier the offers get: “Hey Brad, you wanna be the first photog atop the Comcast Sex Toy?” Um, sure! “Hey Brad, wanna fly over the city in my cool glider aircraft thing and take pictures?” Why not! This is a must-look, but holy hell [...]

Wow, and we were feeling sheepish about Mozblog. Previously: This Week On Friends: Ross And Joey Hatch A Crazy New Business Plan!

>>>We almost missed this one until FiftyOne: FiftyOne gave the timely reminder: Plastic Little try to throw Vice off the Philly trail by convincing them of the following: There’s no sex with Amanda Blank in the Buddhist Shrine Room. Lindsay Lohan is chills with Spank Rock. Fishscale is low in Philadelphs. Kurt buys acid reflux [...]

>>> Did anybody see that recent episode of What Not To Wear where the shitty hairdresser (what is it with that guy?) gave some poor girl the Karen O haircut like 3-4 years after it was acceptable and did NOT fit her face at all? That was sad. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs headline the Electric [...]

****MEDIA ADVISORY**** WHAT: Press Avail – SEPTA Ruling WHO: Mayor John F. Street and City Solicitor Romulo L. Diaz Jr. WHEN: TODAY, 3:45 p.m. LOCATION: City Hall Second Floor DETAILS: Judge Gary F. DiVito ruled today the City’s appeal is granted and the SEPTA Board’s decision to eliminate paper transfers is vacated. The Mayor and [...]

I have a stutter. In 1992, I decided to become a writer. That means at age 7, I was already storing adjectives in my pockets for later use. Now that I talkalot, my tongue trips me up less. I can tell you’re lying, cause when you’re replying, you stutter, stutter, stu-stutter, stutter…

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