Rumblings: The Boldface And The Beautiful
>>> Nothing we could ever add/snark to this headline would change its fundamental awesomeness: “Would-be space tourists to train in Phila. area.” Is there anything better than fools and their money? Hold that thought… [PBJ]
>>> Yes there is: Zooey Deschanel (pictured). Z-Rocker, currently in town for the M. Night un-thriller, was spotted yesterday eve in NoLibs shopping at Conspiracy Showroom. Unfortunately, we found out too late and could not throw on our Gatsby-white tuxedo and pull up in our golden horse-drawn carriage to take her away from all this. But luckily, it’s a long weekend, right?
>>> Speaking of celebs, here’s a picture of M. Night and Dirk Diggler on set at 17th and Pine wearing laughably distressed jeans that positively scream “I get all my edge from my stylist.” [ChristopherGabello]
BONUS ROUND: But I suppose that’s not nearly as bad as having union goons standing in the way of Undead William Penn and a good waxing. [PhillyChitChat]









