Philly Street Urchin Report: It Takes A Village, But Probably Not Powelton
· Words probably heard at Councilwoman Jannie Blackwell’s budget meeting for the new Philly anti-violence PSA mascot: “Okay, we need a cuddly animal that no kid in the city can relate too. Preferably, it will have a bandit-like mask, and if the kids don’t get the theme through the visual, we’ll just go ahead and name him Roger Robbie.” Nice touch with the crazy eyes, too. [PhillyFrontPageNews]
· In these modern times, families can hardly find time to sit together at the dinner table for a meal. But Frankford’s Russell Fisher and fam know a few secrets to keep that bond tight. Authorities were called by Fisher’s son, who was chained to a bed for coming home late. After Pops was arrested, his son went on a vandalizing rampage, smashing a stolen truck into several parked cars. At least they’ll get to spend some quality time in the slammer together. [DailyNews]
· Ed Norton, you are a pussy compared to these kids. Who knew that media would eventually have an effect on today’s youth? Coming soon: Philebrity Street Fighting VHS.
