I’m live on the scene here, and apparently so are all of your favorite fearcasters. According to the Inky, we’re all aiming to be workers of the Earth someday. Which would account for why most of you are looking like you just came in from the fields. I’m guessing you didn’t bother because you figured there’d be a university faculty strike after the hype-truck parked itself at KYW. Do you realize that “money never goes as far as you think it will”? The dangers of not balancing your budget, overfilling your dryer, and carrying too many B2School Cocktails in your backpack are among us. And all of this shit falls on collegiates, or hot students, as ABC6 warns. But that’s because the PA Tourism Industry is pushing back the first day for the early years set, so they won’t have to panic over batshit headlines until after Labor Day. Can you all relax and float back to the real news, what little of it there is, and just let us struggle with books and ill-advised fashion on our ownsome? As Aristotle said, the roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

This entry was posted on Monday, August 27th, 2007 at 12:30 pm.