Philly Street Urchin Report: Because We Believe The Children Are The Future
· Everybody already knows this, but Britt Reid got arrested again. Cue tape of Bill Murray in Rushmore: “Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I’d have boys like this.” But there is also good news: Check the orange hair. That’s right, people, though he can’t win for losing, Britt has perfected the ’80s-movie-rich-asshole look. Sweep the leg, Johnny! [KYW]
· Kenzo child care reaches a new gold standard. [Inky]
· Awww, look: Philly lawyers care about YOU! One of our own opens up a can of class action whupass on that dastardly Mattel. [CBS3]
· And where in the world are those Carmen Sandiego rock-throwing-teens! [PhilaWillDo]
