Rumblings: Am-Idol Can Rid Philly Of The Most Despicable Among Us, But Nothing Can Stop Your Parents From Bonin’

auditions>>> We think it could be a modern problem, a very modern one indeed, that schadenfreude is nothing without pictures. Is that why the American Idol Philly Auditions Page, has been jammed up all afternoon? We’ve hit “reload” at least 18 times and it simply will not come up. A message to Philadelphia: EVERYONE STOP HITTING REFRESH — WE WANNA SEE! [AmericanIdol]
>>> More great news from Faye Flam: Oldsters get as much action as you late twentysomethings. When you combine that with the fact that they lived through the sexual revolution and you didn’t — thereby claiming many of that time’s benefits — it looks like all those sexless-indie-rocker jokes might be true after all. Forget Generations X and Y: We are all Generation Hates-Sex-And-Has-No-Style. Damn. [Inky]
>>> It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Temple Move-In Day! Also known as, “Midwest Dad Freakout-And-Pull-Your-Kid-Out-Of-Temple Day!” [CBS3]

One Response to “Rumblings: Am-Idol Can Rid Philly Of The Most Despicable Among Us, But Nothing Can Stop Your Parents From Bonin’”

  1. lord_whimsy Says:

    Recently overheard in a retirement home:

    “Anyone wanna play ‘Connect the Liverspots’?”

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