Philebrity Index: Ways To Siphon Energy From Daft Punk And Protestors
Rank of yesterday’s electricity demand from PECO’s all-time records, but we here at Philebs are powered by bicycle: 5th
- Cent increase for Center City parking, if you decide against better judgment to drive there: .50
- Number of people who gathered outside of F.Y.E. today to protest hip-hop lyrics, but we wonder how many of them were asking for a different kind of change: 40
- Cost of bogus Daft Punk ticket for tonight’s show in Brooklyn: $63,623
- Philadelphia baggage handlers who were fired from U.S. Airways for hacking into computers, who are more than welcome to work with us, handle our baggage, and make us l33t: 25






