Shoretalken: Calgon, Take Me Away!
· You would think that a place called Champagne Island would be like a first-gen Puffy Combs video. But it’s not. In fact, it’s a place where you can’t take your boat this time of year because it’s nesting season. All you dudes better get out of there before the Pottery Barn catalogs and Hugh Grant DVDs come out. [KYW]
· This summer, save the cash you would have spent trekking out to Napa, and uh, head to Renault Country. We hear the vino is old-catholicious! [DownTheShoreWithJen]
· All week, we’ve been trying to figure out when the Inky shore blog is just gonna take a long, hard look in the mirror and change mission statement: It’s high time we had a Hot Serbian Shore Summer Workers Porn Blog. Oh, Tierney, drop the innocent act. It’s OK, we’re all greenlighting the idea. [Downashore]
August 8th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
The Renault winery? yikes. If you’re going to Jerz and hitting up a winery, you’re forgetting the reason for the season. Not to mention that the wine is scary garbagetastic.
Remember kids, that most of the grapes that are in their ‘wines’ cannot even be grown properly in that climate (A Riesling without the cool water crosswinds will sit on the vine too short of a time. That wine will be especially tart, unless they let it ferment an extra few days after harvest, thereby kicking up the alcohol content creating a fake sensation of fuller body) and that for the price of their idea of a Chardonnay you can get a quality bottle of Sav Blanc from the Sancerre region at the PLCB. May I suggest the Perriere winemaker. Do yourself a favor and get a bottle of that and head to Sea Isle.