What do you get when you mix Kelly White with a Russian? A White Russian. Listen, though, from bad jokes come golden opportunities. When I heard over at Philly Will Do that the Russian National Baseball Team was coming to Philadelphia, I decided to host the welcome bash. Or at least answer the Craigslist Casual Encounters ad entitled ‘some cock from the soviet block – m4w’ that may or may not be connected:

We are a group of russian guys on a mission to convert as many women as possible to the red side. If interested, send a pic!!! The rockets are up and ready for lift off.

I did what any sane Alexander-Ovechkin-obsessed woman would do and responded:

“Sounds like a party. There are pics at my Myspace. So what brings you fellas to Philadelphia?”

A response from Anton Cherepaha:

What brings us to philly is very simple, ” HAVING EVERYTHING AND NOT GETTING ANYTHING FOR IT” Well and ofcoarse beautiful ladies such as yourself,, how about you, what brings you from cali???

Oh, wow, that’s a bit cryptic, right? Is this a confession of a bitter jock? Should I meet these guys at like, Locust Bar, and tape the whole thing? To be continued…

This entry was posted on Tuesday, August 7th, 2007 at 8:54 am.