The Philebrity Index: It Works Every Time

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  • Amount of money that alcohol advertising generated for SEPTA, although they’re pulling their wrap-around Colt 45 bus ads due to “community concerns.” We’re sure that’s not their only concern: $600,000

  • Rank of Philly as Best Sports Town according to Sporting News mag, hell, we’re surprised we were even mentioned: 9th
  • Number of guns that Philly cops have gotten off the streets in the past four weeks: 100
  • College grads who are stuck here as part of Philly Fellows, a college student retention program to keep our young and educated from fleeing elsewhere: 15
  • Dollars that The Archdiocese of Philadelphia is dropping on a 30-second commercial in movie theaters to boost Catholic education. We’d love to know what summer blockbusters these will precede: $120, 000
  • 2 Responses to “The Philebrity Index: It Works Every Time”

    1. sweetjohnny Says:

      Regarding the whole Colt 45 fiasco, haven’t there been SEPTA buses wrapped in Coors Light ads before? I don’t recall anyone complaining about the Silver Bullet buses.

    2. dmac Says:

      I saw a Catholic education ad before The Simpsons movie this weekend. Ha ha, remember this bit?

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