>>> Your father-in-law is bleeding money in the Philly real estate market because — surprise! — all the assholes who would buy condos in NoLibs have already done so and the whole thing is plateau, plateau, plateau. But over in Fishtown, over 1,100 units are being prepped and we’ll be damned if the bubble not only hasn’t burst, it’s getting bigger. This from the place that brought you obese, racist children by the hundreds and, uh, The Pizza Truck. Mindboggling, no? [PBJ]
>>> Meanwhile, America is dying and red hawks bleed from the sky on I-95, into the welcome arms of Philadelphia, the city that secretly seceded the Union over 40 years ago. Sshh, my baby hawk, you are among friends now. Together we shall rise up and all move to Toronto six months from now when terror strikes again or they re-instate the draft or when they give American Idol its own round-the-clock TV channel that then becomes the ONLY channel. [CentreDaily]
>>> And finally, the city has partnered with Rosie O’Donnell’s gay cruise outfit to do something that will make Michael Smerconish‘s head explode. Michael, kiss another man (OK, sure, you can count Anne Coulter) full on the mouth and get it over with already. I mean, seriously. [USAToday]

This entry was posted on Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 at 1:44 pm.