>>> Darren from The Darren Show knocks out a video honoring those brave men who sport banana hammocks. Wow! This is the real summer jam right here.
>>> MTV.FU spins the new jam “Tenderoni” by Vice Records‘ party boys, Chromeo. If you haven’t heard of Chromeo, here’s the deal: two dudes, one who uses a keyboard [...]

He took me to City Line Avenue to TGI Friday’s, and he had a martini and I had a cheeseburger and french fries. Then he took me to Sears and Roebucks and he told me to spend up to $50 … then he took me to his house on Marshall Street and gave me a [...]

Well, Morrissey, it’s been a long run we had together these last few months. At this point, it’s like we’re weary fellow travelers, old friends like in that Simon & Garfunkel song. But never let it be said that we don’t like to go out with a bang. So before we show you the door, [...]

We never thought we’d say this, but we’re kind of getting tired of counting dead Philadelphians. And even more than that, it’s pretty aggravating to watch other people count dead Philadelphians. I mean, it’s one thing to hear Lynne Abraham crowing about the “Stop Snitchin’” culture, sounding like she’s speaking from a bubble in the [...]

>>> Breaking interesting booking of the moment: Spank Rock at Silk City on Friday, August 3rd. This is, we’re pretty sure, Naeem & Co.’s first Philly gig since signing to Downtown Records, home to Gnarls Barkley and that band Cold War Kids who are seriously totally awesome. Sike.
>>> Update from yesterday: John Mayer blogs about [...]

Swarthmore College, we know you don’t know us like this, but trust us, we’ve known you for a long time now. And when we saw how you got nominated for Gawker’s Most Annoying Liberal Arts College, we kind of felt for you. For one thing, whoever wrote in your nomination was suffering from a wicked [...]

>>> Collateral News re-airs a timely clip on the important civil rights case going on in Jena, Louisiana. The trial is fast approaching for these 6 youths and now is the time to tune in and get informed!
>>> Local Color checks in with an episode of Philly Jazz. In this clip, Christian McBride is backstage [...]

Total number of casualties at Gillian’s Wonderland Pier during its 77-year stint in Ocean City, NJ, after 5 more tourists decide that boardwalk log flumes are the pinnacle of safety: 7
Days to save cash until your chance to snatch up Allen Iverson’s kid-size Maserati at auction: 44
Proposed budget for proposed Philly pro soccer franchise team’s [...]

This past Friday, and yesterday, Center city office denizens were erroneously abuzz with fears of gap-toothed Jethros and their wife beater bearing Berthas descending upon – oh, Irony, you randy little minx – Love Park for what would have undoubtedly proven to be a hootenanny of progressive proportions.
But, as befitting their haberdashery of choice, they [...]

YARDS, THE CITY’S only full-scale brewery, is breaking up.
Founder and co-owner Tom Kehoe is splitting with his partners, Bill and Nancy Barton, and will move the 13-year-old brewery to a new, to-be-chosen location. Production of the beer is expected to continue without interruption.
The Bartons will keep Yards’ hulking brewing facility in Kensington and begin producing [...]

This week Fich brings the uncomfortable truth about Pat Burrell: Y’all kinda wanna be him.

>>> Hershey, PA, let it be known that for the first time ever, we are impressed. There were 63 people arrested at your John Mayer concert last week, and shockingly, not one of them was for doing the “white people tits-out spinning dance” from Chappelle’s Show. [PerezHilton]
>>> Jeff Tweedy hearts himself some Dr. Dog. We [...]

>>> Break out the knee pads, helmets, and lipgloss! We have a brand-new episode of The Philly Roller Girls Show. This clip covers Fan Appreciation Day and a bout at the Sportsplex as the Hostile City Honeys take on The Broad Street Butchers.
>>> Peep our WORLD PREMIERE video from Philly’s own Plastic Little with their [...]

2,245 of you hauled ass to Punk Market on Saturday, but it was still easier to navigate the room than we remember and vegan goodies were at an all-time high. By high we don’t mean expensive. If you didn’t score a gas mask or Guitar Hero, there were two identical pink Members Only jackets being [...]

CBS3: I Can Be Your Hero, Babyyyy
Previously: You Think Put It Down Was Clever, Just Peep My Resume

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so my girlfriend and i were walking down south street by repo records. i saw a guy that looked like morrissey in a red suit with two guys in black suits go into repo. so we follow them in and it’s totally morrissey. but i’m not the biggest morrissey fan (in fact, i kind of [...]

CAMDEN, N.J. - July 21, 2007 - An SUV careened out of control during a concert at Wiggins Park, injuring at least four people including a young girl.
The accident happened during WXPN-FM’s XPoNential Music Festival, which is taking place this weekend.
We kid, but having suffered through about half of the Blues Hammer Los Lonely Boys [...]

>>> That’s right, folks. We have the WORLD PREMIERE video from Philly’s own rappin’ hooligans Plastic Little droppin’ their track, “Dopeness.” It’s hot off the presses, y’all.
>>> Oui, Oui! Local Color checks out the re-enactment of Bastille Day over at the Eastern State Penitentiary.
>>> Check out this week’s new episodes of Cheap Dates, World of [...]