Sexy Singles: Solo In The City
Did you think we’d forget about DN’s Annual Sexy Singles Week? Slim chance, after we sent in all of our hot-catch nominations months ago. What, Ariel The One-Legged Stripper doesn’t float yer boat? We thought Alycia Lane was a shoo-in for sure. Oh, look, there’s TV’s John Atwater! Go have a gander, give a vote, trust us that it’s not racy enough to get off to.
Why is it that most of these frozen-faced desperados are on radio and television and not likely to date below their salary line? To us, hot is not the equivalent of smiling tightly for the camera with a sexless look about you. It’s also not poking your ass in the air on the back of an alt weekly, but that comes a lot closer. We’d prefer to see an awkwardly gorgeous girl juggling cucumbers in a garden with soil smeared on one pale cheek. Or a sweaty bartender in a muscle shirt tending to his regulars in swift, fluid motions of his lean forearms. Ah, well, you know, it is the Daily News, and not the Tunnel of Love. We’re guessing your best bet here is to troll the Pen & Pencil Club during last call. Don’t forget to videotape the whole thing and email us in the morning.
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