Cute Boy Alert: Duane Dark Horse

Where have all the cowboys gone? The CBAs are back, baby, and we’ve got ourselves a live one here. If you’re not won over to the Duane side after watching his Get Tough video, you have no sex drive at all. Dark Horse and the Carousel’s geeetar hero Duane Lauginiger is not just a stud in the skinniest band in Philadelphia. West Philly’s rugged outlaw is also equipped with a voice that will melt your laptop if you’re not careful. In fact, we’re gonna call him The Horse Whisperer, and let the innuendo mount from there. Ahem. Says his fellow bandmate Evan Klinefelter, “Duane is one of the most side-splittingly hilarious people I know. Often I am left standing in schoolgirlish awe of his abundant charisma.”

Can I get a yeehaw?

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