>>> Here’s a hypothetical question for our boys in the PA Breed Motorcycle gang. We’re lookin’ at you, Fuzzy and Pan-Head Fred. Did you have to go straight for the electric-drill-bore-to-the-arm? We suggest more positive reinforcement when disciplining your employees. Next time, when Tattoo Billy lets up on his collections, how about “Billy, you are a very bright boy; now, let’s talk about the best way to beat the shit out of a deadbeat.” [DN]
>>> We’ve got startling news for all the MySpace kids still chugging along on that HTML bohemoth. Tom is a big fat liar. Seriously dude, did you really think anyone was gonna buy that there are only 7,000 registered sex offenders cruisin’ your tubes? I guess we appreciate that you checked again and found 22,000 more. Well, it might be a plus that only 248 are from Jersey. [Inky]
>>> There’s been a job posted on MediaBistro that implies that a new newspaper is coming to Philly. We suspect that in an effort to capture an even larger demographic of busy young professionals, this newspaper might try to cut in on the Metro’s patented 300-word news scoop and rehash them into more sensible 2-sentence blurbs that ideally, are written in rhyme. [PhillyWillDo]
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