· Remember that piece of shit Charlie Myers from last week’s Street Urchin Report? You know, the 18-year-old suspect in the shooting death of 14-year old Tykeem Law? Dude got the shit beat out of him before he could even make his first court appearance. Bravo, jailhouse thugs, brav-fucking-o. [ActionNews]
· Kids of Wissahickon High, you just hit a new low in the War Against Trust-ability: If you want to wear a backpack to school, it must now be made of mesh or clear acrylic so that, you know, the Teach can see your ‘Gat. Klassy. [Inky]
· At least the kids are doing one good thing, what with the Harry Potter novels boosting kid literacy through the roof. We know this is true because even Kelly White has mostly kept outta trouble this week. [EveningBulletin]

This entry was posted on Thursday, July 26th, 2007 at 2:13 pm.