Now, the first thing you want to know is how do I know she’s a lesbian and not a man. Let’s be clear: She is a lipstick lesbian and prefers butch women. Mostly on the plump side, these gal pals are disguised as her “female security.” Off hours, they usually wear plaid and can be found working on Ms. Coulter’s plumbing. At times, Coulter can be heard from her hotel room screaming, “Yes, work that drain hole.”

“Yes, work that drain hole?” Wha? Dude, do you even know any lesbians? Still, though… WOW. Mark Segal, you saucy minx. We didn’t know you had it in you.
PGN: She Doesn’t Munch Box (That We Know Of), But If She Did, This Is How She’d Do It

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