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The Philebrity Index: Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing!

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  • Total number of casualties at Gillian’s Wonderland Pier during its 77-year stint in Ocean City, NJ, after 5 more tourists decide that boardwalk log flumes are the pinnacle of safety: 7
  • Days to save cash until your chance to snatch up Allen Iverson’s kid-size Maserati at auction: 44
  • Proposed budget for proposed Philly pro soccer franchise team‘s new stadium in, uh, Chester: $100mil
  • Speed at which a freight train full of U.S. Army gear en route to Iraq derailed upon approach to Philadelphia: 45mph
  • Average cost to Philadelphians (per person) to “settle lawsuits over allegations of police abuse, civil-rights claims, false arrest, patrol car crashes, and other instances of official error”: $5

    • This entry was posted on Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 at 10:30 am.

    One Response to “The Philebrity Index: Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing!”

    1. enrico Says:
      July 24th, 2007 at 11:51 am

      You can buy his house now as well. 6 point something million.

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