Fairmount Weed Bust Immediately Results In 3 Automatically-Generated, Hacky Blog Posts

bloggerBaby, you could predict these like a train:
· “This is a FANTASTIC opportunity to run that WEED BIKINI photo I found on Google image search!” [FunVampires]
· “Fuck it, I’ll just run some retro-ish art and do a cut-and-paste of the news story. You know, like I do with every news story.” [Phawker]
· “Hey guys, wait up! I just did this long-ish and unfunny meditation on cheap weed from some suburban news story I… guys?” [PhiladelphiaWillDo]
Meanwhile, The Clog is nowhere to be found, as usual. (Hickey, wake up, a weed story broke.) Philly bloggers, we beg of you: TRY HARDER.
Related: DN: Art Museum Area Rocked By How Close They Were To Having A Regular Hookup
Updated: Mr. Hickey has noted that he was up on this shit at 8:47am. Duly noted.

3 Responses to “Fairmount Weed Bust Immediately Results In 3 Automatically-Generated, Hacky Blog Posts”

  1. Allan Smithee Says:

    Gossip For Sale

    Philebrity is name dropped in today’s Metro

    http://www.readmetro.com/show/en/Philadelphia/20070717/1/16/

  2. Pop Cesspool Says:

    I didn’t even know about the Fairmount weed bust, and yet I still posted some Sister Mary Elephant today. So what does that get me?

  3. Marilyn Says:

    I miss living in Fairmount. *sigh*

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