Rumblings: Buddy, You Don’t Look So Good
>>> People at Broad & Whatever, you better be fucking ready for when Tierney buys this blog and we begin haunting you from our modernist grave aka across the hall from you. Like you, for instance, Elizabeth Wellington. We’re gonna remember this piece you wrote about the so-called “Crocs craze.” And while we’re in the deepest throes of our teacher’s-pet phase with the Chooch, we are totally getting you fired. But don’t worry: Unemployment might finally give you some edge. [Inky]
>>> Liz Spikol, you don’t look so good. (See picture.) In fact, you almost kinda look like the ghost of the NME in an al-Quaeda beheading video. Shit. Do you need a ride somewhere or a glass of water or something? Okay, truth telling time: Raise your hand if you’ve watched this shit more than once. [PW]
>>> Blaming your shit run on a “shadow” near the pitcher’s mound when you get eliminated in the first round from that which you aced last year? Oh, Ryan Howard. Buddy, you really don’t look so good. [MLB]
