Philebrity Index: We Hear That Lemonade Is Really Good

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  • Donation made by anonymous man to Alex’s Lemonade Stand, if they put whiskey in it, we imagine they’d rake in so much more: $1,000

  • Temperature that it will feel like outside today, even though it’ll only hit 95-97 degrees: 102
  • Rounds that police fired at a South Philly man yesterday. We’re guessing he was like the Terminator and simply would not die: 80-85
  • Wages that Pa state workers lost after a one day furlough that ended last night: $3.5 mil
  • Weight of wrecking ball that fell from a crane cable and smashed a dozen cars in Meadsville: 1,500
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