Inky Story Makes Us Realize We Only Do This Now So We Can Spend Our 50s In A Hoagie Hammock, Glistening Like A Porn Star Later
Bruno Battaglia, almost 59, is, hands down, the Jersey Shore’s ultimate beach bum, a dude with a California mentality and Peter Frampton hair, who toughs it out in Ventnor because, well, that’s where his mom lives.
Bruno, let there be no doubt: You’re our fucking hero. Part Darren, part Dude, part Robert Plant. We live to be you.
Inky: Exhibit A In The War Against Ambition
July 9th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Bruno’s got nothing on Slobber Bob.