Breaking: Terrorists Are After Your Craigslist Jobs
You know what’s not scary? Getting your picture taken with a python by the Art Museum. The real threat to sweat? The Death Eaters are eyeing your potential employers:
Two of the seven doctors arrested in Britain after last week’s failed bomb attacks had explored the possibility of coming to the United States, making inquiries to a Philadelphia-based organization, sources said.
Oooo whee. So you’re narrowing down the possibilities in your head right now. You know that PW has the Steve Volk hole to fill. You read a Myspace bulletin about the Walnut Room hiring. You learn that Street can’t be recalled for the final six months of his term. Oh, yeah!
After the Glasgow airport bombing attempt, FBI agents visited the Philadelphia headquarters of the Educational Commission for Foreign Medical Graduates. The nonprofit organization is a national clearinghouse that certifies the qualifications of foreign-trained doctors to work as medical residents in the United States.
Agents found records there on two of the British suspects. One of them, sources said, is neurologist Mohammed Jamil Asha, 26, a Jordanian who was born in Saudi Arabia and is of Palestinian descent.
The name of the second doctor who expressed an interest in coming to the United States could not be learned.
The ECFMG. They run this town. So we’re guessing Asha and parrrdner were overqualified. Maybe they just had weak handshakes and bad eye contact. Regardless, you’d better polish that resume. Company jets don’t fly themselves.
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