Broadstreet Bully Jeremy Roenick announced in a text message to the Inquirer that he is retiring from the Flyers.
In honor of all inappropriate ways of communicating with people, we are proud to introduce Philebrity’s Official Text Message Moments with J.Roe SMS templates:
Funeral: “CANT MAKE IT… RAINCHECK? SAY HI TO THE FAM 4 ME”
Wedding: “JUST RSVP’N. NO CAN DO. CONGRATS WITH WHATS HERNAME”
Quitting a Job: “<3 THE PLACE, NOT PERSONAL, BUT FOUND NEW JOB. PLS MAIL CHECK"
Dumping a significant other: “THIS ISNT WORKING OUT. SRRY. UP FOR BOOTY CALLS IF U R”

This entry was posted on Thursday, July 5th, 2007 at 1:09 pm.