Top 5 Infuriatingly Stupid John Street Moments Of The Last 72 Hours — GO!
· Streetazoid endorses Hilary Clinton, which produces that same eerily pleasant feeling you get when two people you absolutely hated from college wind up marrying each other. Hah-hah. Those kids are gonna be FUGLY. [ActionNews]
· What, you think that Street camping out for the iPhone last week wasn’t gonna find its way on to YouTube? Pfft. Please. Cue indignant office drone from the Northeast, and, of course, Larry West. Consistency, Philadelphia: It’s what we do. [YouTube]
· The Daily News puts their spin on the Street/iPhone debacle: “We suspect the rest of the world will see this as totally hip.” Zack Stalberg, please come back. The People Paper needs you now more than ever. [DN]
· One thing that didn’t happen, but should have: A sack of iPhones in the mayor’s office ticking like a time bomb. Or, just waiting for the FBI to come in and claim them, which’ll happen eventually anyway. [Wonkette]
· Baaaaarrrfffff: “Patti LaBelle is slated to sing a tribute to Mayor John Street as he celebrates his last Independence Day as mayor.” [SanJoseMercury]
· What, you think that Street camping out for the iPhone last week wasn’t gonna find its way on to YouTube? Pfft. Please. Cue indignant office drone from the Northeast, and, of course, Larry West. Consistency, Philadelphia: It’s what we do. [YouTube]
· The Daily News puts their spin on the Street/iPhone debacle: “We suspect the rest of the world will see this as totally hip.” Zack Stalberg, please come back. The People Paper needs you now more than ever. [DN]
· One thing that didn’t happen, but should have: A sack of iPhones in the mayor’s office ticking like a time bomb. Or, just waiting for the FBI to come in and claim them, which’ll happen eventually anyway. [Wonkette]
· Baaaaarrrfffff: “Patti LaBelle is slated to sing a tribute to Mayor John Street as he celebrates his last Independence Day as mayor.” [SanJoseMercury]
