Jerz: Listen, we gots to talk.We don’t want your fireworks anymore. Knock that shit off.
Phly: You crazy. Have fun with your toe-sucking beach freaks and we’ll party over here without you.
Jerz: You motherfuckers got shit for beaches. ON YOUR KNEES.
Phly: Oh yeah? Maybe you need to read more, sea biscuit. According to Stu Bykofsky, “Philadelphia amazes outtatowners”.
Jerz: Pffft. But when it comes down to it, the Devils’ Scott Stevens is being inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame. Meanwhile, all of your sports stars are turning into wife-beaters and rappers.
Phly: Have you read that study about Jersey having the worst roads? Riveting stuff.
Jerz: Eh, but I did read about the Delaware River turning brown.
Phly: That should keep you over there, then.

This entry was posted on Friday, June 29th, 2007 at 9:26 am.