The Philebrity Index: My, What Big, Uh, Size You Have!

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  • New ranking of Philadelphia among nation’s most populated cities, down from 5: 6
  • Estimated attendance at last weekend’s West Oak Lane Jazz & Arts Festival: 200,000
  • Number of murders this year in Philadelphia (as of this morning): 200
  • Number of toe-sucking freaks currently on the lam in Philly (that we know of): 2
  • Estimated weight of the “Iroquois” sculpture (pictured) by sculptor Mark di Suvero, dedicated in Fairmount Park yesterday: 35,000 pounds/17 1/2 tons
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