>>>A local runner wants to keep homeless on the streets, except in this case they’ll be jogging past you asking for change as part of the Sunday Breakfast Running Club. Like bums weren’t already threatening enough, now they’ll be coming at you like lightning. Plus, if they run 10 miles, they could get two tickets to a movie. Someone knock this crazy bitch back to Laguna Beach. [KYW]
>>>But maybe she should go back to the Everglades and she can take some of those border-hoppin’ gators with her. [NBC]
>>>They’re not bringing smoking back. Or at least trying to kill time between doing nothing and doing very little. [Inky]
BONUS ROUND: Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever not only sounds cool, it’s real and still deadly. Not as bad as any of those Oregon Trail maladies you’re familiar with, but be still our hearts. [KYW]
BONUS BONUS: We haven’t seen this much dead wildlife since Salt shut down. [NBC]

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