With the heat up to 94 and rising, let us be the first to tell you: You don’t need a armpit-breathalizer to know that Fishtown is the new West Philly, and people, tonight the anarcho-video-installation-post-structuralist stank is everywhere. Powerful punge! Luckily, Johnny Brenda’s has AC, and sometimes they even turn it on! But it will do no good: Gang Gang Dance is doing their whole interdisciplinary everything-at-once schtick, and it’s gonna make you, the bartenders, AND that kid from the coffee shop sweat, sweat, sweat. Plus, Make A Rising is gonna open, so get on this. And so long as you promise to hydrate, we’ve got tickets. To enter to win, send an email to ihopeiwin[at]philebrity[dot]com with “STANKONYA” in the subject header. Many will enter; even more will foolishly think that Tom’s Of Maine is gonna get you through this bitch. Friend, you are wrong.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 at 11:12 am.