Dept. Of Sharkjumping: NoLibs Likes Its Servers Like It Likes Its GFs, Barbie-Doll Prepubescent And Docile To Boot
“Northern Libertarians Against Pubic Hair (NoLAPH)” is holding a rally this Sunday to protest the public display of pubic hair in bars and restaurants. The rally starts at 12pm sharp and will kick-off at Honey’s Pubic Hair Cafe. From Honey’s the protest will continue down Brown Street past N 3rd to 2nd street and end at the Standard Tap. Once at the Tap the group will have a chance to cool off with a cold brew and enjoy a little ass crack (provided that it is not hairy).Come show your support and let local businesses know we will not tolerate pubic hair in public!
No-Laphs, indeed: The Cashmans really have taken over this place. Cabbie? Head north! Meantime, if anyone wants to stage a PRO-PUBES RALLY to chant down the New Conshohocken, we are all for it. Hell, we’ll even supply the bicycle chains.
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June 14th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Maybe I have been away too long but what the hell is a pubic hair cafe?
June 14th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
This is why people are turned off by politics. Extremists on both sides. Where are moderates who don’t mind pubic hair as long as it is well manicured supposed to go?
June 14th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Maybe I missed something, but I didn’t know that pube-flashing was a serious problem in No Libs.
June 14th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Ah! I haff a poovic hawr im my mouf!