Quite Frankly, The Phrase “Dan Gross Panty Raid” Does Not Even Begin To Suggest The Awesomeness Of This Story

NBC-10′s Lu Ann Cahn returned from a Florida vacation to learn that not only had a stranger rifled through her underwear drawer, but he’d made fun of her lingerie on the radio.Danny Ozark, a regular guest on 94.1 FREE FM’s Kidd Chris Show, was on the radio show Wednesday and while sharing stories about sex and drugs, he revealed that at the June 2 Phillies game he met a girl who was house-sitting for Cahn, a longtime NBC-10 investigative reporter. She invited Ozark and another comic to join her at Cahn’s Montgomery County home.
Once there, Ozark and his pal rummaged through Cahn’s underwear and, Ozark, who admitted, “I’m just a freak,” said he hoped to try some on, but he could tell it wouldn’t fit him.
“She had government-issued really bad underwear . . . I wish she felt more sexier, because she’s beautiful. I feel like I should get her red thong panties,” he said.”






