14. The 1993 Philadelphia Phillies – These guys were the fattest “athletes” ever to be decent at their respective sport. Plus they all had killer mustaches. Go look at their team photo. It looks like 25 buffalo wing-loving Burt Reynolds. Incidentally, this is the only collective group that I would take into a cage match over the crew from Tyson’s Punch Out.

Rivalfish: The 50 Manliest Men Ever

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