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Philebrity Index: Finding Our Sea Legs

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  • Cost of a New Jersey man’s custom-fit carbon fiber prosthetic leg. Shit is so tricked out we almost want one. But not the one that’s currently at the bottom of the Delaware River: $65,000

  • Weight of black bear caught and tranquilized in Upper Macungie Township. We almost want a bear, too, but we’ll just order him off the I-net instead of tripping out to the Capital of Bumfuck: over 100 lbs
  • Hours that Doylestown mom Susan Kennedy will jump rope for the world record and to benefit Alzheimer’s: 27
  • Amount of money that Philadelphia owes in crops to bees; Septa, eat your heart out: $50 million
  • Number of smoke detectors that Nutter will hand out in North Philly, way to crash the barbecue, dude: 100

    This entry was posted on Thursday, May 31st, 2007 at 10:25 am.

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