Breaking: Liberty Place Gets The Hives

jg-girl_comp_flat.jpgBet you thought it would take a 7.6 scale earthquake to keep people away for the Godiva in Liberty Place. All it really takes is a hive of 3,500 bees. We thought the little buzzers didn’t like cell phones, but there’s a Cingular right across the street. Remember, the terrorists hate our freedom.

Nancy Schnarr arrived at 16th and Chestnut streets around 3 p.m. and quickly contained the swarm, which would be used to pollenate apple farms and produce honey, she said.

Schnarr explained that swarm bees such as those rarely sting people and primarily serve their queen.

“They’ll follow the queen anywhere,” she said.

On second thought, maybe they just want to join Womyn’s Philib.
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