Corporal Cuffs the cat is missing, and police at the South Street ministation just want their feline friend returned.

“He’s our sunshine, and someone took him,” 34-year police veteran Andrew McDonald said.

Look, crusties, he’s NOT a stray. Bring him back and you can have the corner of 11th and South for the afternoon. Sound like a deal?

Inky: Maybe He Ran Away To Join Lolcats

This entry was posted on Monday, May 21st, 2007 at 8:56 am.