Clockcleaner Disclose Enemies List, Fail To Acknowledge Their Whole Schtick’s Debt To Nelson Muntz
Is there anything redeeming about Philadelphia these days, musicwise?
Well, I can’t pull a good band out of my magic hat, but I can tell you some bands to avoid. Man Man suck horsedick. Ten years ago they would have been a ska band. Fake names only work if you can actually win a fight. Dr. Dog is another one. I went to a record store and they were doing an in-store. There were literally parents with infants there. Most bands from Philly have names like Chunky Briefcase and only play the Khyber and live with their ex-girlfriends four years after the fact. That’s Philly… Privileged and mediocre.
Vice: Ooh, They’re Like The Gross Jar With A Rhythm Section
Related: Clockcleaner On MySpace
May 16th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
MY ADVICE:
don’t be a hater.
be a congratulator.
you notice he’s only mentioning the 2 Philly bands that have toured the world in the last 3 months. They’re the only 2 that come to mind. Love it.
May 16th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Vice – isn’t that the same magazine slash label that houses’ CHROMEO??? ’nuff said.
May 17th, 2007 at 11:13 am
Sounds like he was just having some fun. I mean, is it unacceptable to not like a local band? BORG!
May 18th, 2007 at 8:43 am
Sharkey rules.