Oh man, I saw the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life yesterday evening. I decided to run after lifting at the gym last night, so I headed down 2nd St. I didn’t really get too far – just past Girard, when I heard a blood chilling scream. Startled, I stopped immediately and looked back toward Girard. A hipster girl, and I mean hardcore hipster – leg socks, short hair, multi-colored skirt was crying and stumbling up third. Obviously, I hustled back to see what the deal was.

Just off 2nd and Girard, two male hipsters (probably 150lbs. each – soaking wet) were scrapping. Man, it was hilarious. I was tempted to break it up, but no one was really getting hurt. There was a lot of scuffling, a few slaps, one of the guy’s funky hats went flying down Girard. I so wish I had a camera on me. One of them probably dogged the other’s favorite Indy band. Ha, ha… Great stuff. The absolutely best part was people were walking right by them. Their fight was so tame, they were completely ignored.

Seriously though, it was actually refreshing to see that in the midst of such a bloody year in Philly. I wish more thugs fought like that.

Jesus Christ, we seriously cannot get out of New Conshohocken soon enough.
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This entry was posted on Monday, May 14th, 2007 at 9:05 am.