FRIDAY:
>>> Oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwd, THIS FUCKING WEEK! Can you feel me, people? Patrick just IM’ed me and was like, dude, I need a partner to play Edward Fortyhands next week, and I was like, NEXT WEEK IS NOT SOON ENOUGH. Tape the fucking escape hatch to to my hands RIGHT NOW. Oh, shit, is this thing on? It’s Weekend Picks time already? Well, if that doesn’t take the cake. OK, so first, go see Cornelius at the TLA and ask him how he gets people to pay for record packaging as sweet as his newest, Sensuous. And then ask him about this:
Cornelius: “Breezin” [mp3]
If Cornelius was my girlfriend, now’s the part where I would be like, “I ALSO LIKE PIÑA COLADAS, AND GETTIN’ CAUGHT IN THE RAIN!” You should see this dude’s apartment. Intense.
>>> What do Ben Franklin, Chuck Treece, and Schooly D all have in common? Why it’s so simple my nephew: Order Of The Quest debut screening and party at Media Bureau in the NoLibs.
>>> Beatles and Stones with DJ Deejay: It’s back and so are the band who been putting cake in your pants for so long that now you like it! It’s the record release party for the Three Four Tens new record Down the Way. This will probably sell out, we bet.
>>> Mission 300 is an all-you-can-bowl, free beer and pretzels at 16th and Shunk with for only $10. Hate to sound like a broken record, BUT: Get there early, they are only letting 150 people in!
>>> Ladies Love Hip Hop with DJ Ultra Violet and DJ Roxy at Fluid. Guest List Action here.
>>> Opening reception for Katie Henry‘s sewn drawings (pictured) and handbags at Benna’s Cafe at 8th and Wharton, 7-9. Two things: Mint juleps and miniature dinosaur cupcakes. South Philly, sometimes we miss you so bad it makes us cry like a Mummer on Dr. Phil.
SATURDAY:
>>> They’re trowing up the Bat-Signal for Psychelphia: The Asteroid #4, Sounds of Kaleidoscope, The December Sound, and The Sky Drops at Johnny Brenda’s which this weekend is also known as a A Bar Called Everything Awesome About 1996.
>>> Hip Replacement upstairs at the Khyber promises “total electronic devastation past & present.” You bitches left out “the future.”
SUNDAY:
>>> As we mentioned earlier, cover your mother with Chase Utley.
>>> Or maybe you hate your Mom, I don’t know. (But if you do, get that looked into. It may not fuck you up now, but it definitely will eventually.) Either way, chances are you could find yourself at the Avant Gentleman’s Lodge, 4028 Filbert Street, for Tussle, Professor Murder and Golden Ball. It’s cool, you’re part of an urban tribe now. We’re all each other’s mothers now, dude. C’mon. Let’s hug it out.
>>> And get this: Spinto Band/The Silver Ages/Walker Lundee at L’Etage, 4th and Bainbridge, at 8pm.
>>> Allow us to doff the cap to Megawords Radio: Their first anniversary party at Vox Populi gallery starts at 5pm with Kurt Vile, Beat Jams and Hi Soft.
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This entry was posted on Friday, May 11th, 2007 at 3:39 pm.