>>> In case you missed it on Friday, apparently the Sunday Inky also included the already-infamous “When Pigs Fly!” section in which the Inquirer acted even more like The Onion than it already is. The four-page pat-on-thine-own-back included this not-so-subtle shot at… oh, never mind, that doesn’t look like anybody we know. Take it light, Inky: Here at Philebrity, getting your balls busted is the sincerest form of flattery. [AP]
>>> Google news search to the world: “Philadelphia OKs gun control laws, but they may not be enforced.” May not? Write your own joke, people. It’s Monday morning. [CBS21]
>>> And if you think your life is sometimes loaded with big, obnoxious metaphors, pour one out for the young man who sadly died at the finish line of yesterday’s Broad Street Run. Godspeed, brother. [DN]

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