Wah! Johnny Doc’s Dick Hurts And It’s All Because Of Michael-Mike Nutter!

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“Listen, I don’t have any problem with what he does, OK?” Dougherty explains, “but I have a major problem with how he portrays himself. It pisses me off. He seems to be this week’s fad. I mean, Mike Nutter, Michael Nutter. I don’t even know what he’s going by these days. He changes positions as much as he changes his name.”

Way to tip your hand, dude. I think Mike just got our vote, too. And also, you may want to consider going by Michael-Mike. It’s really fun to say.
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2 Responses to “Wah! Johnny Doc’s Dick Hurts And It’s All Because Of Michael-Mike Nutter!”

  1. Phidget Says:

    He should really be more concerned with my HVAC which his people completely effed up and then walked away from – leaving the job unfinished. I have a problem with how Doc portrays himself – as a professional craftsman. He’s no professional, he’s a bully.

  2. C. The Impaler Says:

    Wait, organized labor grows increasingly irrelevent in electoral politics unless you’re talking the money game, and the way this guy tries to rectify that is by bitching about a guy who some people call Mike, and some people call Michael? Not only can Nutter respond to the gamut of appelations his given name grants him (but I bet you can’t call him Mikey), but he can actually have a nuanced understanding of an issue. Johnny Doc just doesn’t seem to understand that politics, and the way even “real people” understand politics these days has evolved beyond voting the way the shop tells you.

    I got nothing against organized labor in principle, but the bosses in this town seem to be at best stalled somewhere around 1982. Of course that goes for a lot of Philly’s political establishment.

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